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default The Marathon

on Fri Nov 20, 2009 12:43 pm
Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband was at work.
One day, she was in bed with her boyfriend Ralph, when she heard her
husband's car pull in the driveway. She yelled at Ralph, "Hurry! grab your
clothes and jump out the window, my husband is home early!"

Ralph looked out the window and said, "I can't jump out the window! It's
raining like hell out there."

Mary cried, "If my husband catches us in here, he will kill both of us!"

So, Ralph grabbed his clothes and jumped out the window. When he
landed outside he found himself in the middle of a marathon race, so he
started running along side the others, only he was still in the nude, carrying
his clothes on his arm.

One of the runners asked him, "Do you always run in the nude?"

Ralph answered, while gasping for air, "Oh yes, it feels so free having the
air blow over your skin while you are running."

Then another runner asked, "Do you always run carrying your clothes on
your arm?"

Ralph answered breathlessly, "Oh yes, that way I can get dressed at the
end of the run and get in my car to go home."

Then another runner asked, "Do you always wear a c*nd*m when you

Ralph answered, "Only if it's raining."

default Mabuhay ang Pilipinas

on Fri Nov 20, 2009 12:47 pm
May lumulubog na bangka. Kailangan 3 tao ang tumalon sa tubig na punong puno
ng mga pating. Sabi ng Hapon na kapitan ng banka. Kailangan natin na meron
mag sacrifice para mabuhay ang mga bata at mga babae dito sa bangka.

Intsik : Ako talon bangka para sa mga bata. Mabuhay ang China!!!!!
(Kinain ng mga pating ang Intsik. Patayyy!!!)

Americano : I will die also for the kids and the women.
(He died also!)

Pilipino: Mabuhay ang Pilipinas!
(sabay takbo sa kapitan at itinulak, patay ang kapitan)
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